The Original Weiner Cleaner™

Regular price $16.00

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Grab your Johnson for one-of-a-kind cleansing experience.  Whether it is a solo act or one with a partner... one thing is for sure, you’ll end up clean as a whistle! 

Your Weiner Cleaner™️ can also be used on your ENTIRE body, not just your dude parts!!  Simply wet, lather and enjoy!


  • Mini: 5/8” Diameter Hole, just perfect for that pencil d... in you life
  • Average Joe: 1.5” Diameter Hole, most available Weiner Cleaners™️ will be this size.  
  • Monster: 1 7/8” Diameter Hole, stroke that ego, stroke it 

Please note, if it gets stuck, add cold water.  And just like any hole, the more that it’s used the larger it gets... It can also be used for the entire body too!!

Scent Choices:
*Shave & A Haircut - Fresh & Clean
*Lumberjack - Cedar & Amber
*Kentucky Bourbon - Oak Musk & Patchouli 
*Leather & Suede - Sandalwood spiced Musk & Tobacco


Simply wet the bar and lather in your hands and rub in areas you wish to wash. It is very important to allow this bar to dry between uses. Do not store in the built-in soap dish on the side of the tub if this area comes into contact with water during shower/bath. Keeping your bar dry between uses helps it last longer.


All soaps are handmade and hand-cut by me in Las Vegas, NV.  Made with coconut, olive oils, and other natural and skin nourishing oils.  Never any detergents, preservatives or dyes.

  • Handmade by ME in Las Vegas
  • All Natural ingredients
  • Moisturizing

This product is for adult use only, 18+ years old.  For external use only. Avoid contact with eyes.  If irritation occurs, discontinue use.

Weiner Cleaner™ Is a registered trademark of BBDCo

US and International Patents Pending.  Any person or persons who copy any part of this design or trademark will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law.  

Customer Reviews

Based on 1 review
Kiley Beckstrom
The clean ween

Nothing like a clean ween. Such a fun gift that gets the conversation going!